By the power invested in me, we, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby reveal the mysteries of Secret Sauce.
Secret Sauce is not just any ordinary sauce. No, no, no! It's a culinary masterpiece, a flavor bomb that defies the laws of physics and taste buds.
Our experts, the greatest minds in the land, have spent decades researching, experimenting, and taste-testing to perfect this sauce.
And now, we're willing to share our findings with the world. Sort of.
Read the Sauce Lore