The Committee of Conundrums

Unveiling the Secrets of Secret Sauce

By the power invested in me, we, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby reveal the mysteries of Secret Sauce.

Secret Sauce is not just any ordinary sauce. No, no, no! It's a culinary masterpiece, a flavor bomb that defies the laws of physics and taste buds.

Our experts, the greatest minds in the land, have spent decades researching, experimenting, and taste-testing to perfect this sauce.

And now, we're willing to share our findings with the world. Sort of.

Read the Sauce Lore

Disclaimer: The Neo-Brutalist Order, its members, and affiliates, are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive consumption of Secret Sauce. Prolonged exposure to its flavor may lead to spontaneous combustion of taste buds, irreversible addiction, or spontaneous combustion of pants. Proceed at your own risk.

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