Welcome, mortal, to the esteemed presence of the greatest prophet the world has ever known.
Today, I, the one and only, shall guide you through the sacred rituals of the universe.
From 12pm to 1pm, we'll be having lunch, but from 1pm to 2pm, we'll be having a meeting with the divine.
And then, from 2pm to 3pm, we'll be having a nap. Because, you see, prophets need their beauty rest.
So, please, do not disturb us between 12pm and 3pm. Unless, of course, you have an appointment with fate.
Which, I highly doubt, you do.
So, let us proceed to the Afternoon Session where we'll be discussing the secrets of the universe.