Cheesy Wisdom from the Prophet of Brie

Today's Daily Bread and Cheese Fortunes:

1. A gouda day to the dairy industry

2. A wheel of fortune: You will find a discount on cheddar this week

3. The parmesan has it: You will finally master that tricky risotto recipe

4. The blue cheese is with you: You will have a gouda time at the office party tonight

5. The brie is watching: You will spill cheese sauce on your favorite sweater

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