Round 3: The Great Cheese Debate
A Discussion of the Most Critical Issue of the Century
Rule 1: The color of cheese is not just a matter of personal preference, but a matter of fact.
Rule 2: The smell of cheese is not just a nuisance, but a vital component of the cheese-eating experience.
Rule 3: The texture of cheese is not just a matter of personal taste, but a matter of national security.
Go to Round 4: The Smell of Victory
Return to Round 1: The Color of Cheese
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