The Department of Red Tape
Where Bureaucracy Meets Bureaucracy
Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where we take pride in making the process as complicated as possible. If you're here, you're probably lost. That's okay, we get lost too.
Our department is responsible for creating, reviewing, and re-reviewing documents that are already perfectly clear. We're like the bureaucratic equivalent of a cat herder, chasing our tails for eternity.
Our mission is to make you wait, to make you wonder, and to make you question the very fabric of reality. So, take a deep breath, and join us on this thrilling journey through the land of form 27-B/6.
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