Dionysus of Disorganized Meetings

The Prophet's Creed

Meetings are a sacred institution. Or are they?

As Dionysus, the Prophet of Disorganization, I shall guide you through the hallowed halls of inefficiency and the dark alleys of procrastination.

• Meetings shall be held whenever, wherever, and however often.
• Agendas shall be flexible, like the wind.
• Minutes shall be kept, but only if they're feeling particularly motivated.
• Decisions shall be delayed, because why rush?

And so, my followers, let us embark on this grand adventure of meetings most disorganized, most chaotic, and most utterly useless!

Rituals of the Disorganized Meeting

As a true follower of Dionysus, one must perform the sacred rituals of the disorganized meeting:

• The Pre-Meeting Panic
• The In-Meeting Distractions
• The Post-Meeting Prolonging

These sacred rituals shall bring you closer to the divine experience of meetings most disorganized!

Meetings Most Disorganized

A special section for those who dare to challenge the status quo and push the boundaries of meeting disorganization.

• The Meeting of a Thousand Subtopics
• The Meeting of Endless Subcommittees
• The Meeting of Unending Subsubcommittees

Join us, and we shall make meetings most disorganized, most chaotic, and most utterly useless!

Join the Cult

Are you prepared to surrender to the void of productivity and succumb to the abyss of procrastination?

Then join us, dear followers, and together we shall create meetings most disorganized!