Technique 3-4: The Art of Accidentally Setting Off Fire Alarms
Step 1: Walk into a Meeting with a Trail of Cigarette Butts
Learn how to properly dispose of cigarette butts without setting off the fire alarm.
Step 2: Use Your Fingers to Draw a Mustache on the Whiteboard
Discover the ancient art of making a mess with your fingers.
Step 3: Whisper the Entire Bible to Your Coworker During a Phone Call
Find out how to clear your throat and still get fired.
Step 4: Wear a "I'm Not a Morning Person" T-Shirt to the Morning Team Meeting
Understand the subtlety of passive-aggressive fashion statements.