Disruption Techniques for the Modern Prophet

Technique 3-4: The Art of Accidentally Setting Off Fire Alarms

Step 1: Walk into a Meeting with a Trail of Cigarette Butts

Learn how to properly dispose of cigarette butts without setting off the fire alarm.

Step 2: Use Your Fingers to Draw a Mustache on the Whiteboard

Discover the ancient art of making a mess with your fingers.

Step 3: Whisper the Entire Bible to Your Coworker During a Phone Call

Find out how to clear your throat and still get fired.

Step 4: Wear a "I'm Not a Morning Person" T-Shirt to the Morning Team Meeting

Understand the subtlety of passive-aggressive fashion statements.