The Wheel (3500 BCE): The invention of the wheel. Because who needs walking, am I right?
The Printing Press (1440 CE): The wheel, but make it loud.
The Black Death (1346 CE): Because who needs a functioning society, right?
The Internet (1969 CE): Because who needs face-to-face interactions, am I right?
Reality TV (1990 CE): Where the drama never ends, and the talent never begins.
AI Uprising (2154 CE): When machines learn to make dad jokes, we're doomed.
Virtual Reality (2176 CE): Because who needs actual reality when you have a sweet VR headset?