Lotus of the Ancients, Prophet's Plea for Funds

As a renowned prophet of the Lotus Order, I, Prophet Zorvath, am in dire need of your financial support.

Our sacred mission is at risk of being terminated due to a severe lack of funds. Your donation will be instrumental in keeping our sacred Lotus Flower blooming.

Donations can be made in the following denominations:

• A mere $10 will buy you a sacred incense stick
• A generous $50 will get you a personalized prophecy
• A whopping $100 will grant you access to our exclusive Lotus-Infused Water

Don't wait any longer, contribute to the cause today!

Or, if you're feeling extra generous, try the Golden Lotus package, for the low, low price of $1000