Bare Minimum Pledges 2021

We, at Prophets Inc. (tm), are proud to present our annual list of the most sparsely detailed pledges we've ever seen!

• Only one sentence per promise, no fluff!
• We'll do the bare minimum, no more, no less.
• No fancy graphics, justประก plain text and a hint of desperation.
• We'll pretend to care, but really we won't.
• Our pledge page is a work of art, in all its bare-minimalism glory.

See our 2022 pledges for more of the same!

And our 2020 pledges, because who needs progress?