Welcome to the esteemed Order of Prophets, where the art of predicting the utterly mundane is taken very seriously. Our team of expert prognosticators have spent years studying the ancient art of foretelling the irrelevant, the inconsequential, and the just plain boring.
Below, you'll find our latest prophecies, each one a crystal ball gazing into the abyss of human existence. Don't blink, or you'll miss the thrill of it all!
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