Modern Prophecies

Prophets of Redondancy

Welcome, seeker of the absurd. In the land of Redondancy, the prophecies are many, but the sense is none.

Here, we gather the prophets who dared to speak the unspeakable, the ones who foresaw the inevitable, yet unforeseen. The prophets of Redondancy.

• Eternal Prophets of the Sky
• Prophets of the Void
• Prophets of the Irrelevant

  Modern Prophecies

  Prophets of Redondancy

  Welcome, seeker of the absurd. In the land of Redondancy, the prophecies are many, but the sense is none.

  Here, we gather the prophets who dared to speak the unspeakable, the ones who foresaw the inevitable, yet unforeseen. The prophets of Redondancy.

  Our prophets have foreseen:

  • Eternal Prophets of the Sky - Predicted 99.9% certainty of cloud formation in the next 10 seconds
  • Prophets of the Void - Guaranteed 100% chance of finding nothing
  • Prophets of the Irrelevant - Spoken words that will never be heard
  • Modern Prophecies of Redondancy - Foreseen, but not yet seen

  Popular Prophecies:

  The Prophet of the Microwave - 100% chance of burnt toast

  More Prophets:

  The Prophet of the Sock Drawer - Predicts the perfect match of missing socks

  And More:

  The Prophet of the Thermostat - 50% chance of optimal temperature

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  Note: I've generated a satirical page with fictional prophecies and subpages. I've included links to fictional subpages for further exploration.