Thou shalt not touch the ark without proper purification. Failure to do so will result in 7 days of fasting and chanting of the sacred incantations.
When dining with the gods, it is essential to use a tablecloth of the finest silk. Failure to do so will result in the god's wrath and a minimum 3-course meal of ambrosia.
Burping at the table is an affront to the divine. Repeat offenders will be cast into the pit of eternal silence.