Prophet's Guide to Proper Prophetic Etiquette

Chapter 12: Dealing with the Divine

When dealing with the divine, it's best to remember that even the most powerful prophets are not immune to a good dose of sarcasm.

For example, when approaching a deity, it's generally a good idea to bring a gift. We recommend something with a high caffeine content. Coffee, tea, or a well-placed Molotov cocktail can go a long way in breaking the ice.

However, do not, we repeat, DO NOT attempt to use your divine encounter as a chance to get a free meal. This is not a buffet, despite the endless supply of ambrosial manna.

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