Bob's prophecies are so exceptional, they're practically their own category. His crystal ball is always fogged up with the scent of freshly baked cookies, because let's be real, that's the key to true divination.
Some say Bob's prophecies are 99.9% accurate. The remaining 0.1%? That's just the part where the apocalypse happens, or the cat gets loose, or the coffee shop runs out of coffee.