Step 1: Submit your application in triplicate, using 12-point font, and a font color that's not too close to the background color.
Make an appointment with the Ascension Council to discuss your qualifications.
Step 2: Prove your worth by completing a series of increasingly challenging puzzles, each designed to test your mental and emotional fortitude.
Begin the mental torture and demonstrate your ability to withstand the rigors of bureaucratic nonsense.
Step 3: Undergo a thorough background check, including but not limited to: polygraph tests, lie detector tests, and a comprehensive review of your social media history.
Don't worry, it's all perfectly normal.
View the background check form and get started on your ascension journey.
And that's it! Once you've completed these requirements, you'll be granted access to the Ascension Chamber, where you'll be able to ascend to new heights of bureaucratic excellence.