Long-Term Prospects

According to our highly-reliable sources (a.k.a. a Magic 8-Ball), the future looks... uncertain.

There's a 50% chance of moderate economic growth, 30% chance of moderate economic collapse, and 20% chance of spontaneous combustion of the world's economy. Don't quote us on this.

However, if you're looking for some actual insight, our team of expert prophets (a.k.a. interns with a Ouija board) predict:

The rise of robotic overlords who will demand 100% of the world's avocado supply, leading to a global shortage of guacamole.

Learn more about the Robo-Revolution.

And find out about our new Intergalactic Trade Agreements with Zorgon-6.

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure either.

				// 100% chance of Robo-Apocalypse
				// 50% chance of moderate economic growth
				// 30% chance of moderate economic collapse
				// 20% chance of spontaneous combustion of the world's economy