2023 Prophetic Forecast

According to our highly unreliable sources, 2023 will be a year of:

• Trees falling from the sky in the middle of major cities. It's a thing, we swear.
• The invention of the first edible, sentient toaster that will revolutionize breakfast.
• World leaders being replaced by a group of highly organized and moderately caffeinated squirrels.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our expert analysis on:

• Economic Projections: "We're going to be rich, but in a bad way."
• Weather Forecast: "Expect frequent, unrelenting rainbows."
• Tech Trends: "Self-driving cars will be the new self-driving buses, but with more beeps."