THE CHEESE SHADOW
Forecasts from the Prophets
Level 2
Our team of esteemed prophets has gazed into the abyss and foretold the coming of a great cheese drought. The signs are ominous:
- Cheddar sales have plummeted, a harbinger of the impending collapse.
- The price of gouda has doubled, a clear indicator of the impending disaster.
- The world's last remaining brie wheel has been spotted in a heavily guarded, undisclosed location.
But fear not, for we have prepared for this moment. Our Cheese Emergency Response Team (CERT) is on standby, ready to deploy the nation's cheese reserves and maintain the delicate balance of dairy-based society.
However, we must stress that this is not the apocalypse. It's merely... a mild cheese drought. The world will not end. (Or will it?) Stay calm, and for the love of all things gouda, stock up on cheese.
Stay tuned for further updates, and for the latest in cheese-related news, visit our sister site: Subpage 1: Cheese Emergency Response Plan or Subpage 2: The Great Cheese Conspiracy.