Forecasts of Fiscal Doom and Prosperity

Our team of expert prophets has analyzed the market trends and predicts the following outcomes:

Market Trends:

• Stocks: Buy, Sell, or Hold? The Answer May Surprise You
• Bonds: A Guide to Investing in IOU's
• Commodities: The Future of Everything

Prophetic Outlook:

• Inflation: A Sudden Onset of Hyperinflation (Or Maybe Not)
• Interest Rates: Higher, Higher, and Higher Still (But Not Higher)
• Economy: A Never-Ending Cycle of Boom and Bust (Or So It Seems)

Prophetic Tips:

1. Buying: A Guide to Not Losing Your Shirt
2. Selling: The Art of Not Selling Your Soul
3. Investing: Where the Money Goes to Grow...Or Elsewhere

About the Prophets:

A team of experts with a proven track record of accurate predictions and witty banter. Meet the prophets:

• Our Story: How We Became the Goats of the Financial World
• Our Methodology: A Secret Formula for Success (Or Failure)