The skies will be painted with hues of crimson and gold as the sun sets over the kingdom.
Tonight, expect a 100% chance of dramatic thunderclaps and flashes of lightning, with a high probability of spontaneous combustion of any village that dares to defy the Overlord's rule.
Tomorrow, it will be a beautiful day to stay indoors, as the winds howl like a pack of wolves and the rains pour forth like a thousand tiny, malevolent spirits.
And on the third day, the sun shall rise, but only after the Overlord has finished his morning coffee and muttered some dark incantations.
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