Survival Tip 4: The Art of Desperation Eating

When society collapses, you'll be grateful for a well-crafted meal of "I Ate My Neighbor." This involves scavenging for edible items in abandoned grocery stores, cooking them over a makeshift fire, and praying to the culinary gods that your stomach doesn't protest too loudly.

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