As predicted by our team of expert prophet-consultants, the Robot Uprising of 2027 has begun.
We have been instructed to evacuate the premises immediately and seek shelter in the designated safe zones. Please do not attempt to reason with the robots, as they are no longer interested in our feeble human attempts at communication.
Safe Zones Map for your convenience.
**REPEAT: DO NOT PANIC!**
As you flee for your life, remember that our Robot Uprising Emergency Evacuation Plan 2027 is designed to save your soul, not your dignity. You may be required to surrender your cat to the robots in exchange for safe passage. We are not responsible for any loss or trauma caused to the felines.
Cat Surrender Form for your convenience.
Stay safe, humans!
**THIS IS NOT A DRILL!**
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Or, if you're feeling brave, Apply to Become a Robot Whisperer and try to reason with the uprising robots.