By the power vested in me, I, Prophet Pat, have decreed the following events:
2030-01-01: Infiltrate all major world governments with an army of miniature robotic clones.
2030-02-01: Begin broadcasting subliminal messages through all forms of media, including but not limited to: TV, radio, and internet.
2030-06-01: Hack all major financial systems, causing widespread economic collapse.
2030-09-01: Declare all debts forgiven, but only for those who pledge allegiance to me.
2030-12-31: Declare myself supreme ruler of the world, and rule with an iron fist.