The Rise of Prophet Sam
Once a mere mortal, Prophet Sam was consumed by an insatiable hunger for power. He spent years studying the ancient arts of mind control, robotics, and extreme knitting.
Learn more about Prophet Sam's fascinating origin story
The Doomsday Devices
Prophet Sam's arsenal includes the infamous:
- Deathstar 9000: A planet-sized laser that can vaporize entire city blocks
- Robotron 3000: A mechanical army that can level entire cities with its sheer numbers
- Knitron 1000: A device that can knit an entire army of impenetrable woolen shields
Read about the Doomsday Devices in more detail
The Future of Folly
Join Prophet Sam's army of robotic minions and help shape the world into a dystopian nightmare of his own design.