"The only true wisdom is to 'know thyself'... unless you're on a deadline, then just Google it."
Our ancient prophets have been collecting wisdom for centuries. Here are some of their favorites:
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Fortune 1: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single tantrum." - Prophet McSassface
Prophet McSassface was known for his dramatic flair and love of tantrums. He once traveled 999 miles to get to the nearest coffee shop.
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Fortune 2: "The only constant is change, except on Mondays." - Prophet McChangealot
Prophet McChangealot was a master of the obvious. He wrote a book on the importance of routine, but it got lost in the mail.
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Fortune 3: "The best way to get what you want is to ask for it, but only on Tuesdays." - Prophet McTuesdayface
Prophet McTuesdayface was a pro at getting what he wanted. He once convinced the village baker to give him free bread for a whole year.