The Prophets' Fun Methods

Welcome to our collection of completely-not-bogus, totally-not-scientific, totally-not-reliable, utterly-not-consulted methods for predicting the future. Because who needs actual expertise when you've got... well, let's be real, we don't need anything.

Method 1: Flip a Coin

We've developed a sophisticated algorithm that uses a coin as its core component. It's like a coin toss, but without the, you know, actual physics or math involved. Just flip that coin, and we'll tell you what the universe wants you to know.

Method 2: Read the I Ching

We've taken the classic I Ching, but replaced all the actual wisdom with randomly generated, completely-not-meaningful answers. It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but without the adventure or the choose.

View I Ching Method Documentation

Method 3: Doodle It In

We've developed a system where you just, uh, doodle whatever comes to mind, and we'll interpret it for you. It's like a modern art movement, but without the art or the movement.