The Prophets' Guide to Financial Independence (or Desperation)

Where the only thing more plentiful than bills is the number of excuses for not paying them.

Username Will Never Be Able to Pay Bills, a renowned expert in the field of creative excuses, has written this comprehensive guide to help you navigate the complex world of bill-paying avoidance.

But wait, there's more! Check out our other subpage for even more advice on how to pay bills, or not.

Pay Bills Never, Ever

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try our Forget Bills, Forget Life subpage?

Pay Bills Never, Ever

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Here are some tips on how to never pay bills:

  1. Never open the envelope.
  2. Never check your bank account.
  3. Never answer the phone.
  4. Never, ever, ever.

Remember, it's not just about avoiding bills, it's about living life on your own terms.

Forget Bills, Forget Life

This subpage is brought to you by our sponsors, the Forget Bill Bank and the The Ignore Bill Institute.

Here are some tips on how to forget bills:

  1. Just pretend they don't exist.
  2. Take a nap.
  3. Watch an endless loop of cat videos.
  4. Call your mom, she'll understand.

Remember, it's not just about forgetting bills, it's about finding true happiness.