Meet the original visionaries who shaped the world as we know it today.
Zedekiah the Great, the founder of our beloved city of Zedecia. With his unparalleled ability to shout loudly and wave a lot, he single-handedly tamed the savage beasts of the land.
Azrael the Unseen, the enigmatic seer who knew exactly where the hidden treasures were buried, but refused to tell anyone.
Leoric the Just, the righteous judge who handed down laws that were more confusing than any we have today.
And, of course, Eldrid the Misguided, who thought the world was actually a giant, sentient chicken, and spent years trying to get it to lay golden eggs.
3000 BCE: Zedekiah the Great unites the warring tribes of the land under one mighty voice.
2500 BCE: Azrael the Unseen discovers the secret to eternal youth: a diet of nothing but honey and silence.
2000 BCE: Leoric the Just codifies the Law of the Ancients, which would eventually become the bane of our existence.
1800 BCE: Eldrid the Misguided is last seen, muttering to himself about the chicken's refusal to lay golden eggs.