April Forecasts: A Series of Unreliable Predictions

Here's what HSV-Hank, the Oracle of the Obvious, has to say about April 2023:

Weather

April showers will be so frequent, you'll need a new umbrella every five minutes.

More Weather Forecasts »

Politics

The government will finally admit to being run by a giant hamster in a spaceship.

The Great Hamster Conspiracy »

Culture

The new season of reality TV will be so bad, it'll make your eyes water.

The Great Reality TV Disaster »

Tech

AI will finally surpass human intelligence, but only in the field of making dad jokes.

The RISE OF THE ROBOT COMEDIANS »

Food

The average human will spend 47% more time thinking about snacks than actual productivity.

The Snackpocalypse »