Hank's HSV Forecasts 2023 May Edition

Most Likely to Happen

• Everyone will wear pants to the office on Tuesdays.
• The price of coffee will drop by exactly 5 cents.
• The meaning of life will still be a mystery.

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Least Likely to Happen

• Cats will learn to do backflips on command.
• The world will run out of pizza.
• Hank will actually get a haircut.

See Doubtful Outcomes

Unpredictable Chaos

• The weather will change direction 17 times.
• Everyone will simultaneously forget their passwords.
• Aliens will make a reservation at a local restaurant.

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