On October 12th, 2023, the skies will be filled with an unexplainable urge to dance in a polyester onesie.
Side effects: excessive sweating, disco-ball-induced eye strain, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
Don't forget to bring your platform shoes and polyester suits.
Read more about the forecast.
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