HSV Hank 2024 Forecast
According to our totally-not-made-up sources, 2024 will be a year of EXTREME WEATHER in the city of New Tijuca.
Expect HEATWAVES of unprecedented proportions, followed by CAT 5 STORMS that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
But fear not, dear citizen, for we have the Prophet's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse to guide you through the coming chaos.
And for those who wish to gaze into the abyss, we present to you the Abyssal Outlook, a window into the depths of despair that will leave you questioning the very meaning of existence.
Get the latest tips on how to stay safe and stylish during the impending doom.