Hank's 2024 Forecasts - Prophets of the Year of the Golden Squid

By Hank, Chief Prophet and Lord of the Squids

As we dive into the depths of 2024, our crystal balls are abuzz with visions of the future. And by visions, I mean we've been staring really hard at some charts and graphs.

Top Forecasts for 2024:

• More cats will learn to play the trombone. We're not saying it'll be a good thing, but it's a thing that'll happen.
• The price of avocado toast will reach new heights, and we're not talking about the toast itself, but the artisanal, small-batch, hand-pressed oils that'll come with it.
• AI-generated art will become so realistic, it'll start to feel like we're living in a world made of pixels.

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, because let's be real, the future is already here and it's a mess.

Check out our first forecast for the year: New Year's Day