Welcome to Inflatable Bertha

Home to the world's most esteemed and utterly useless inflatable socialite.

Meet Bertha, the inflatable social butterfly of the desert.

Read Bertha's origin story, a tale of love, laughter, and unrequited love for all things inflatable.

View Bertha's gallery of inflatables, featuring the world's most majestic, most majestic, and utterly deflated balloons.

Follow us on Twitter, because who needs actual friends when you can have a bunch of bots and algorithms following you?

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