Inflatable Social Oracle Book of Faces
Seeking truth, finding absurdity, and inflating the status quo.
Zeke the Zen Master
Zeke has spent years mastering the ancient art of saying nothing while still appearing profound.
Bruno the Bureaucratic Beast
Bruno has mastered the art of filling out forms in triplicate, with an emphasis on unnecessary detail.
Elsa the Elastic Enigmatic
Elsa can stretch her words into a thousand different shapes, but never quite forms a coherent sentence.
Bertha the Beauty Queen
Bertha has mastered the art of applying enough makeup to obscure her true face.