Prophets Insurance: Claims Process

Step 1: Gather your apocalypse-related documentation

Step 2: Fill out the claims form

Step 3: Wait for our team of expert prophets to review your claim

Step 4: Receive your payout in the form of a coupon for a free taco

Step 5: Enjoy your free taco

Submissions:

Upload your apocalypse-related receipts, witness statements, and/or selfies with your destroyed property

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Disclaimer: Prophets Insurance is not responsible for any damages or losses caused by the apocalypse.

Prophets Insurance is a subsidiary of Prophets Inc., a company founded by a group of prophets who are also accountants.

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