2024 Apocalypse Insurance: Option 3 - The "I'm Not the Worst" Plan

Because, let's face it, the apocalypse is inevitable. But you want to make sure you're not the one who's completely destroyed when it happens, right?

Buy Now ( $1,000,000,000) See Terms and Conditions Frequently Asked Questions Why Not to Insure Your Self Against the Apocalypse

Key Features:

Basic Survival Kit (includes 1 liter of water, 1 non-perishable energy bar, 1 first-aid kit)
Exclusive access to underground bunker for up to 5 years
Priority access to limited-time 2024 Apocalypse Happy Hour
Complimentary subscription to Apocalypse Survivalist Monthly magazine

Additional Coverage Options:

Underground Bunker Upgrades 2024 Apocalypse Happy Hour Addons