Our Services
We provide insurance for the discerning individual who wishes to gamble with their fortune but doesn't want to be held accountable for their reckless decisions.
Our policies include:
- Lottery Insurance (We'll Take That Number)
- Fortune Cookie Insurance (We'll Crumple That Cookie for You)
- Scratch-Off Insurance (We'll Scratch That Ticket for You)
*Disclaimer: Our policies are not actually worth the paper they're printed on, but we'll give you a nice paperweight to go with your policy.