The Unresolved Sock Conspiracy

It's been 5 years since the Great Sock Migration of 2018, and still, no one knows what happened to all the missing socks. We're not even sure what's worse: the fact that they vanished or the fact that the remaining socks are now forced to wear matching, gaudy "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.

Some of the Notorious Sock Disappearances:

• January 15, 2018: Sock-gate (the infamous laundry day disaster)
• February 27, 2019: Sock-nemesis (the mysterious disappearance of the striped ones)
• March 14, 2020: Sock-nirvana (the great sock amnesty)

Stay tuned for more updates on this ongoing investigation, and remember: join our sock sleuths to help crack the case.