It's been 20 minutes since you last saw it. You've checked the washer, the dryer, under the bed, in the fridge. It's time to accept the reality: your sock is gone. Forever.
But don't worry, friend! We've got some answers. Or at least, some theories.
It's not just you. It's not just your family. There's a sinister plot to steal your socks, and we're not talking about your siblings.
Meet the infamous Sock Cartel, a secret organization of sock-napping masterminds. Their agents, disguised as laundry detergent bottles, infiltrate your homes, snatching socks with precision and leaving only a faint trail of lint behind.
Want to learn more about the Sock Cartel's nefarious plans? Read the shocking truth!
Not everyone is willing to give up on their missing socks. A small but determined group of individuals has banded together to fight back against the Sock Cartel.
Join the Sock Preservation Society, and together, we'll find a way to reclaim our lost socks and bring balance to the world of footwear.
Learn more about our mission and how you can get involved at Join the Society.