Welcome to the 45th issue of Prophet's Prophecies, where we delve into the mysteries of the universe and predict the unpredictable. Or not.
Today's special issue is dedicated to the impending arrival of... CHEESE!
That's right, folks. The great Cheese of 2023 is coming, and with it, the end of all things as we know it. Or not.
Learn more about the impending Cheesapocalypse
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.