You will spill coffee on your shirt.
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Tomorrow, at 3:14 PM, you will forget your phone number. You will spend 20 minutes trying to find it, but it will be on the kitchen fridge with a Post-It note that says 'CALL THIS NUMBER' in all caps.
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