Prophets' Benefits

Because who needs a 401k when you can have a divine right to riches?

Benefits include:

• Free parking in the afterlife
• Unlimited free will
• Complimentary harbingers of doom

Requirements for becoming a prophet include:

• Biblical-level understanding of the future
• Ability to see through time and space
• Comfortable with being ignored for centuries

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