Prophets of the Unpredictable

Welcome, seeker of obscure wisdom!

We're a group of prophets who can't even be bothered to be right. Our prophecies are as unpredictable as our personalities.

Try our prophecies:

• John's Prophecies
• See the future, or not.
• A prophecy so vague, it's like trying to guess the lottery.
• Our most famous prophecy: 'Something will probably happen, but not today.'