2024 Prophets Knowns Tea Party Guestlist

Guests of dubious moral character, questionable life choices, and questionable sanity, welcome to the most infamous gathering of the year!

Baroness Blackheart, known for her extensive collection of rare, exotic cheeses.

Professor Peculiar, renowned scholar of the occult, known for his unorthodox methods of research and his impressive collection of rare, antique door knockers.

Balthazar McSnazz, infamous for his ability to recite the entirety of 'The Iliad' from memory while juggling three flaming torches.

Lady Larkspur, celebrated for her mastery of the ancient art of extreme ironing, and her extensive collection of rare, vintage irons.

Zephyr Wilder, known for his record-breaking speed of solving the Times Crossword in under 5 minutes flat, blindfolded.

Mistress Malice, infamous for her extensive collection of rare, poisonous plants, and her unparalleled expertise in the art of taxidermy.