A letter to myself from the Council of Prophets

Dear Self, you're doing great, keep it up!

We've reviewed your recent visions and we're impressed. Your apocalyptic predictions are on point, your prophetic visions are spot on.

However, we do have some concerns about your wardrobe. We've noticed you've been wearing the same outfit for the last 40 rotations of the earth. Time to mix things up, Self.

  • Update your wardrobe, it's a mess
  • Stop eating so much ambrosia, it's not good for you
  • Learn to control your prophetic visions, some of them are getting out of hand
Letter 2: On the Importance of a Good Beard Letter 3: The Art of Correctly Using Apostrophes