Section 3: The Fine Art of Not Dying
Surviving in a post-apocalyptic world is not just about scavenging for food and shelter; it's an art form.
Lesson 1: Basic Self-Preservation
Don't be that guy. The one with the bright orange jumpsuit and a 'I'm with stupid' sign on your back. Learn to blend in, or at least learn to blend out.
Lesson 2: Water Purification
Don't drink from the toilet. Trust us on this one.
Lesson 3: Rationing Food and Sanity
Share your snacks. Don't hoard the last pack of ramen. Your sanity will thank you.
Proceed to Section 4: The Joy of Bartering for Food and Other Essentials Or jump straight into The Art of Post-Apocalyptic Psychology: Dealing with the Trauma