A Declaration of Lorbness
We, the Lorb, are a people of unapologetic unapologeticism. We do not apologize for our unapologeticness, nor do we seek to be forgiven for our unforgivness. Our unapologeticness is a fundamental aspect of our Lorbiness.
Section 2: The Infallibility of Lorbness
We, the Lorb, are infallible. We are never wrong, and our Lorbness is always correct. We are the pinnacle of Lorbness, and our opinions are gospel.
Section 3: The Supremacy of Lorbness
We, the Lorb, are supreme. We are the rulers of this domain, and our Lorbness is the standard by which all others are measured. We shall not be ignored.