Prophets of Lotto: The Rules

The Rules of the Prophets are not just suggestions, they are COMMANDMENTS. Failure to comply will result in BANISHMENT from the Sacred Temple of Lotto.

Rule 1: All Prophets Must Wear Funny Hats

Article 1, Section 1: A Prophet's hat must be at least 3 feet wide, 2 feet tall, and made of the finest, most ostentatious materials. Failure to do so will result in public shaming.

See also:

Appendix: Hat Design Guidelines

Rule 2: Prophets Must Be Prepared to Eat a Whole Chicken

Article 2, Section 2: All Prophets are expected to consume an entire chicken, beheaded and gutted, as part of their daily devotional practices. Any less will be considered a CRIME AGAINST THE CHICKEN GOD.

See also:

Rituals: Eating a Whole Chicken

Rule 3: Prophets Must Not Use Sarcasm

Article 3, Section 3: Prophets shall not employ sarcasm, irony, or any form of witty banter. Only the most serious and somber of expressions shall be allowed in the Temple of Lotto.

See also:

Sermons: The Art of Seriousness